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Small amount of cannabis 'arrests for a small amount of cannabis are a waste of time and money' written on to some joints. with the words
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£120,633 per annum to look for grams of weed

By Richard Shrubb Dorset Police are looking to hire a new Deputy Chief Constable. Here’s an interview question we would love to ask them: “Given the cost pressures on the police service, would you deem it appropriate to spend several…
Vietnamese slave child people trafficked to grow cannabis for organised crime.
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If we legalised cannabis, would fewer Vietnamese slaves die?

By Richard Shrubb The 39 Vietnamese who died last week weren’t coming to a truly better life here. Many would end up as slaves and a number in prison for work they were forced to do. Legalising recreational cannabis would go some way…
Photo of the inside of a British prison.
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Better to reform kids than to bang 'em up in prison

By Richard Shrubb The Mirror screamed the other day: “'Posh turf war' thugs walk free from court 'because they wouldn't "cope in jail", adding, “Four thugs who battered a teenager in a "posh turf war" have been spared jail after their…
Photo of slave being whipped - Ann Widdicombe, Brexit party whip.
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Widdy touch that? Bat shit crazy Ann Widdecombe likens Brexit to the emancipation of slavery

By Richard Shrubb Shrivelled 70-year-old spinster Ann Widdecombe, MEP for South West England, gave a barnstorming speech designed to whip up Gammon fury across the UK. The undefiled sex symbol of the UK’s Gammonland said yesterday in her…
Dog urinating on photos of Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage
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BoJo fanatic prefers economic suicide as ‘our choice’

By Richard Shrubb Tory MP Mark Francois clearly wants to blow the UK’s brains out with a hard Brexit. As the Sky News presenter said on a debate between him and a former international trade negotiator this week, “if it's your choice to…
Cartoon of Gemma Brusshett phone zombie who walked in front of a cyclist on a red light, but District Judge District Judge Shanti Mauger apportioned half of the blame to cyclist Robert Hazeldean.

Cyclist punished for being knocked off bike by phone zombie

By Richard Shrubb In a bonkers judgement from the courts, it now appears that people too absorbed in their phones to give a shit for their own lives can blame cyclists for hitting them. Great news for phone zombies! What happened? Gemma Brushett…
Michael Gove talks with Andrew Marr with three white lines of cocaine on the table.
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Tories being hard on drugs? They’re actually being hard on class

By Richard Shrubb Where do you sit on the Tory leadership drugs business? Manoeuvring to screw Michael Gove out of the Tory leadership race? The fact that they like to be hard on something or other (foxes? disabled people?). The real fact…
UKIP candidate, Carl Benjamin, in Weymouth
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Weymouth takes on UKIP twats - apologies for not milkshaking!

By Richard Shrubb We didn’t milkshake Carl Benjamin. I’m sorry for letting everyone down. Let me explain. After an intense social media and writing campaign on the part of the organisers and me, so 30-50 people from around South Dorset…
UKIP candidate for the South West of England, Carl Benjamin, gets milkshaked and horse poo thrown at him.
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Totnes response to UKIP candidate: bull cum and horse shit

By Richard Shrubb Fresh and clean from being milkshaked at a Truro rally, it seems that Carl Benjamin enjoyed milkshake so much he came to the sunny historic market town of Totnes on Sunday to get some more. Totnes outdid him - they horse-shitted…
Demo outside Charring Cross Police Station.

10 Met Police thugs investigated for acting like twats

By Richard Shrubb The Independent Office of Police Conduct (IOPC) is investigating 9 current Met Police and one former for a bunch of activities that might simply be called ‘twattish’. The idea of the Met Police being a bunch of twats…