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Photo of the inside of a British prison.
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Better to reform kids than to bang 'em up in prison

By Richard Shrubb The Mirror screamed the other day: “'Posh turf war' thugs walk free from court 'because they wouldn't "cope in jail", adding, “Four thugs who battered a teenager in a "posh turf war" have been spared jail after their…
Graphic of map of the Australian Capital Territory with marijuana leaves imposed on the background.
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Canberra becomes the first Australian Territory to legalise cannabis

By Chris Bovey The Australian Capital Territory (ACT) has passed a bill legalising possessing and growing cannabis for personal use in Canberra. The new law, due to come into force next year on 31st January 2020, will allow people aged…
Photo of Xavier Battel with Boris Johnson's chair replaced with a tub of lard following his no show.
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Bo Jo does a no show as Luxembourg Prime Minister humiliates him

By Chris Bovey Bo Jo the Clown has been in Luxembourg trying to sell his pink unicorns to the Prime Minister of the tiny landlocked Grand Duchy. The pair met today for a meeting, with Bo Jo’s office claiming they are making great…
A queue of lorries with the words "NO DEAL BREXIT - NO THANKS".
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Leadsom says documents on food & medicine shortages should be kept secret

By Chris Bovey Documents on food and medicine shortages in the event of a 'No Deal' Brexit should be kept secret to avoid scaring public says a government Minister. Parliament recently ordered the release of the Operation Yellowhammer…
A depiction of lying British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, with a long nose
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Dorothy Byrne the head of Channel 4 News truthfully calls BoJo a liar

By Chris Bovey The head of Channel 4 News has branded Prime Minister Boris Johnson a liar and defended the right of journalists to call out politicians for telling lies. In the UK, the press can be biased towards any political party.…
Ann Widdecombe MEP from the Brexit Partyi who is under fire for making regular appearances on a radio show that promotes Holocaust denial.
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Ann Widdecombe MEP hangs out with Holocaust deniers

By Chris Bovey Ann Widdecombe, South West of England MEP for the Brexit Party, has appeared three times on moonbat radio show, Richie Allen, which promotes crazy conspiracy theories, including Holocaust denial. Richie Allen is a failed…
Union Jack flag and EU flag superimposed onto the British Houses of Parliament.
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I couldn’t give a XXXX who leads a caretaker government

By Chris Bovey As the clock ticks toward the dystopian morass of a ‘no deal’ Brexit, it’s clear there are enough MPs in the House of Commons for an emergency government to stop it. Unfortunately, they cannot agree who will lead…
Hangman's noose with Priti Patel MP and a cannabis plant.
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New Home Secretary Priti Patel wants a tough stance on drugs

By Chris Bovey Boris Johnson has decided to go full-on batshit crazy with his new Cabinet, a ragbag bunch of right-wing Brexiteers, gammons and disgraced former Ministers. Only the likes of Ann Widdecombe could make this grisly collection…
Photo of Boris Johnson looking very hungover after attending a party at hosted by billionaire socialite, Evgeny Lebedev.
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BoJo the Clown is now PM, but the challenges remain the same

By Chris Bovey BoJo knows he isn't going to get a 'No Deal' through Parliament and the EU are not going to give in to his demands, like every other sane person, they see through this clown. The tiny Tory Commons majority with the help…
Boris Johnson with the words: "Let's take back control. By giving it all to me" in the background
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How bad a Prime Minister will BoJo the Clown be?

By Chris Bovey Just after the Brexit vote, I think it's safe to say there were a lot of people in the country who were genuinely optimistic and thought we could make a go of it, becoming better off as a nation. Obviously, that's now been…
Photo of slave being whipped - Ann Widdicombe, Brexit party whip.
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Widdy touch that? Bat shit crazy Ann Widdecombe likens Brexit to the emancipation of slavery

By Richard Shrubb Shrivelled 70-year-old spinster Ann Widdecombe, MEP for South West England, gave a barnstorming speech designed to whip up Gammon fury across the UK. The undefiled sex symbol of the UK’s Gammonland said yesterday in…
Photo of Brexit Party turning their back at the European Anthem, Beethoven’s Ode to Joy with caption ‘Brexit Party proves they really are just arses’.
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Brexit Party Philistines turn their back on Beethoven

By Chris Bovey The Zimmer frames of the newly elected Nazis of the Brexit Party managed to find their way to the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Determined to be disruptive, they decided on a crass publicity stunt while 'Ode To Joy',…