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Union Jack flag and EU flag superimposed onto the British Houses of Parliament.
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I couldn’t give a XXXX who leads a caretaker government

By Chris Bovey As the clock ticks toward the dystopian morass of a ‘no deal’ Brexit, it’s clear there are enough MPs in the House of Commons for an emergency government to stop it. Unfortunately, they cannot agree who will lead…
Hangman's noose with Priti Patel MP and a cannabis plant.
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New Home Secretary Priti Patel wants a tough stance on drugs

By Chris Bovey Boris Johnson has decided to go full-on batshit crazy with his new Cabinet, a ragbag bunch of right-wing Brexiteers, gammons and disgraced former Ministers. Only the likes of Ann Widdecombe could make this grisly collection…
Photo of Boris Johnson looking very hungover after attending a party at hosted by billionaire socialite, Evgeny Lebedev.
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BoJo the Clown is now PM, but the challenges remain the same

By Chris Bovey BoJo knows he isn't going to get a 'No Deal' through Parliament and the EU are not going to give in to his demands, like every other sane person, they see through this clown. The tiny Tory Commons majority with the help…
Photo of Brexit Party turning their back at the European Anthem, Beethoven’s Ode to Joy with caption ‘Brexit Party proves they really are just arses’.
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Brexit Party Philistines turn their back on Beethoven

By Chris Bovey The Zimmer frames of the newly elected Nazis of the Brexit Party managed to find their way to the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Determined to be disruptive, they decided on a crass publicity stunt while 'Ode To Joy',…
Lisa Quarrell with her son who has a
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Cops to probe mum for supplying child life saving cannabis medication

By Chris Bovey Police in Scotland are investigating a Scottish mother who supplied a life-saving cannabis-based medicine to her son prescribed by expert paediatrician doctors in The Netherlands. Former police officer, Lisa Quarrell, brought…
Tory Leadership contender, Michael Gove, with a bank note and cocaine around his nose.
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Tories pray for forgiveness for enjoying themselves on drugs

By Chris Bovey Recreational drug consumption of leadership contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of Britain and leader of the UK Conservative Party has been dominating the news. The odious Michael Gove has been forced to…
European elections, remain wins, the far-right loses.
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Remain wins the UK Euro elections

By Chris Bovey The Euro election results have been counted and it’s clear the predicted rise of the far-right did not happen and the UK voted to Remain in the EU. The newly formed Brexit Party, Farage’s rebrand of UKIP after it fell…
The moment Theresa May outside Downing Street announces in tears she is to resign.
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Forecast of tears as the end of May really is in June

By Chris Bovey This morning Theresa May finally announced what many of us had been expecting, she’s finally going to fuck off. Tories will be relieved, as she is unelectable and people who care about the country will be relieved as she…
Theresa May at the polling station for the 2019 UK local elections.
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Tories trounced in English local elections

By Chris Bovey Last night saw the first results come in for the local government elections in England and Northern Ireland, the largest local elections to take place during the Parliamentary session. It is of no surprise the Conservatives…
Theresa May, making a hash of Brexit with EU and Union Jack flags.
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Theresa May, just fuck off and go, you are useless!

By Chris Bovey For the last few years, I’ve been following the Brexit shambles since day one. Virtually everything I predicted is happening, except it’s an even bigger clusterfuck than even I anticipated. So who do we blame for this…
Houses of Parliament with weed leaf
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Lib Dem bid to legalise cannabis in the UK blocked by Tories

By Chris Bovey. Former Liberal Democrat Health Minister called on MPs to legalise cannabis in the UK, however, his attempts were thwarted by Tory MPs. MPs voted 66 to 52 against his Ten-Minute Rule Bill, which proposed to legalise the…