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Cartoon of Gemma Brusshett phone zombie who walked in front of a cyclist on a red light, but District Judge District Judge Shanti Mauger apportioned half of the blame to cyclist Robert Hazeldean.
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Cyclist punished for being knocked off bike by phone zombie

By Richard Shrubb In a bonkers judgement from the courts, it now appears that people too absorbed in their phones to give a shit for their own lives can blame cyclists for hitting them. Great news for phone zombies! What happened? Gemma…
A photo of a small number of cannabis plants confiscated by Chichester police and posted on Facebook.
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Police weed busts on Facebook, they name, we shame

By Chris Bovey From time to time we post details of a daft police bust posted on Facebook by a some local rozzers who are very proud of their achievements. These can range from a bust for a spliff’s worth of weed to a tiny little grow-up,…
30 day Facebook ban
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Facebook says standing up to racist bullies is 'hate speech'

By Chris Bovey Whether we like it or not Facebook is an integral part of many people’s lives to share information and to communicate with each other. I’m sure many of you will have fallen foul of Facebook’s ban hammer for sharing…
South Yorkshire Police weed bust.

Sheffield police cannabis bust ridiculed on Facebook

By Akash Hashmi It’s that time again! Yet another police force is posting about a relatively small cannabis bust, despite the danger of being publicly ridiculed. You’d think they’d learn by now that most of the public really don’t…
EU flag with chemtrails.
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Brexit will stop chemtrails over the UK

I  By Chris Bovey The level of ignorance amongst Brexit voters never ceases to outstand me with their ill-informed opinions about the workings of the EU. On one side I hear people calling it a communist dictatorship, on the other they…
Police Service of Northern Ireland get sent to Facebook jail.

Police given Facebook ban for sharing seized drugs photo

By Akash Hashmi and Chris Bovey The Police Service of Northern Ireland received a Facebook ban from the tech social media giant for sharing a photo drugs they had seized. Many of you will have probably been sent to Facebook prison, often…
Minor police cannabis raids.

UK police boasts on Facebook about minor weed busts backfire

By Chris Bovey In the modern world, social media platforms such as Facebook and Twitter have become a vital means of communications for businesses, campaign groups, government institutions, etc., Most police forces in the UK have a Facebook…
Government response to cannabis petitions proves they are a waste of time.
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Why cannabis petitions are a waste of time!

By Chris Bovey We’ve all seen them pop up on our Facebook or Twitter feeds, yet another cannabis petition. You’ve probably signed one, I have, and will likely sign another since it only takes a few seconds. That does not mean I’m…
Elephant in the room: Brexit is a shit idea!

People who still support Brexit are morons!

A foul-mouthed tirade pointing out the elephant in the room that ill-informed morons who still support Brexit are as thick as fuck. Someone has to say it!
Banned by Facebook
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Banned by Facebook for anti-Brexit meme

By Chris Bovey Once in a while, a message appears asking me to relog into Facebook, which tells me I am blocked from using their services for 30 days. The first few times you get a Facebook ban, it starts at 24 hours, then 3 days, then…
Police evidence bag of the worst looking weed.

South Yorkshire Police dogs need more training

By Richard Shrubb South Yorkshire Police (SYP) it seems need to train their doggies as to what weed exactly gets them their ball. Last week SYP proudly announced they had busted a man for what appears to be a bag of tree cuttings as part…
North Wales Police / Heddlu Gogledd Cymru

How many North Wales cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

By Richard Shrubb Considering in our estimates it took 55 hours of frontline police time to bust a woman with a gramme of cannabis, the answer to the lightbulb question is going to be very high indeed: Planning operation: 5 hours Admin…