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Boris Johnson with the words: "Let's take back control. By giving it all to me" in the background
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How bad a Prime Minister will BoJo the Clown be?

By Chris Bovey Just after the Brexit vote, I think it's safe to say there were a lot of people in the country who were genuinely optimistic and thought we could make a go of it, becoming better off as a nation. Obviously, that's now been…
Photo of Brexit Party turning their back at the European Anthem, Beethoven’s Ode to Joy with caption ‘Brexit Party proves they really are just arses’.
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Brexit Party Philistines turn their back on Beethoven

By Chris Bovey The Zimmer frames of the newly elected Nazis of the Brexit Party managed to find their way to the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Determined to be disruptive, they decided on a crass publicity stunt while 'Ode To Joy',…
Dog urinating on photos of Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage
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BoJo fanatic prefers economic suicide as ‘our choice’

By Richard Shrubb Tory MP Mark Francois clearly wants to blow the UK’s brains out with a hard Brexit. As the Sky News presenter said on a debate between him and a former international trade negotiator this week, “if it's your choice to…
Photo of Boris Johnson MP and Jeremy Hunt MP
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Coffin Dodgers, Nazis and no one else to decide next UK PM

By Chris Bovey The Conservative MPs have finally eliminated all but two of the contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. As expected, BoJo the Clown is on the ticket topping the vote with the backing of…
Boris Johnson MP dressed as the scary clown from the horror film, It.
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Do you really want this clown to be the next British Prime Minister?

By Rowan Bosworth-Davies This man has long proved himself unsuited for any position of trust, but apparently, we still need to remind ourselves of his manifest lack of suitability to be Prime Minister. Of course, BoJo has wanted this job…
Tory Leadership contender, Michael Gove, with a bank note and cocaine around his nose.
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Tories pray for forgiveness for enjoying themselves on drugs

By Chris Bovey Recreational drug consumption of leadership contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of Britain and leader of the UK Conservative Party has been dominating the news. The odious Michael Gove has been forced to…
Ann Widdecombe: pray the gay away
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Ann Widdecombe wants to pray the gay away

By Chris Bovey Not content with chasing after black and ethnic-minority people, the Brexit Party is now going after the gay community. Speaking on Sky TV, Brexit Party MEP, Ann Widdecombe, expressed her support for the controversial so-called…
European elections, remain wins, the far-right loses.
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Remain wins the UK Euro elections

By Chris Bovey The Euro election results have been counted and it’s clear the predicted rise of the far-right did not happen and the UK voted to Remain in the EU. The newly formed Brexit Party, Farage’s rebrand of UKIP after it fell…
The moment Theresa May outside Downing Street announces in tears she is to resign.
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Forecast of tears as the end of May really is in June

By Chris Bovey This morning Theresa May finally announced what many of us had been expecting, she’s finally going to fuck off. Tories will be relieved, as she is unelectable and people who care about the country will be relieved as she…
UKIP candidate, Carl Benjamin, in Weymouth
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Weymouth takes on UKIP twats - apologies for not milkshaking!

By Richard Shrubb We didn’t milkshake Carl Benjamin. I’m sorry for letting everyone down. Let me explain. After an intense social media and writing campaign on the part of the organisers and me, so 30-50 people from around South Dorset…
UKIP candidate for the South West of England, Carl Benjamin, gets milkshaked and horse poo thrown at him.
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Totnes response to UKIP candidate: bull cum and horse shit

By Richard Shrubb Fresh and clean from being milkshaked at a Truro rally, it seems that Carl Benjamin enjoyed milkshake so much he came to the sunny historic market town of Totnes on Sunday to get some more. Totnes outdid him - they horse-shitted…
Theresa May at the polling station for the 2019 UK local elections.
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Tories trounced in English local elections

By Chris Bovey Last night saw the first results come in for the local government elections in England and Northern Ireland, the largest local elections to take place during the Parliamentary session. It is of no surprise the Conservatives…