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A depiction of lying British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, with a long nose
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Dorothy Byrne the head of Channel 4 News truthfully calls BoJo a liar

By Chris Bovey The head of Channel 4 News has branded Prime Minister Boris Johnson a liar and defended the right of journalists to call out politicians for telling lies. In the UK, the press can be biased towards any political party.…
Union Jack flag and EU flag superimposed onto the British Houses of Parliament.
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I couldn’t give a XXXX who leads a caretaker government

By Chris Bovey As the clock ticks toward the dystopian morass of a ‘no deal’ Brexit, it’s clear there are enough MPs in the House of Commons for an emergency government to stop it. Unfortunately, they cannot agree who will lead such…
Hangman's noose with Priti Patel MP and a cannabis plant.
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New Home Secretary Priti Patel wants a tough stance on drugs

By Chris Bovey Boris Johnson has decided to go full-on batshit crazy with his new Cabinet, a ragbag bunch of right-wing Brexiteers, gammons and disgraced former Ministers. Only the likes of Ann Widdecombe could make this grisly collection…
Photo of Boris Johnson looking very hungover after attending a party at hosted by billionaire socialite, Evgeny Lebedev.
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BoJo the Clown is now PM, but the challenges remain the same

By Chris Bovey BoJo knows he isn't going to get a 'No Deal' through Parliament and the EU are not going to give in to his demands, like every other sane person, they see through this clown. The tiny Tory Commons majority with the help of the…
Boris Johnson with the words: "Let's take back control. By giving it all to me" in the background
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How bad a Prime Minister will BoJo the Clown be?

By Chris Bovey Just after the Brexit vote, I think it's safe to say there were a lot of people in the country who were genuinely optimistic and thought we could make a go of it, becoming better off as a nation. Obviously, that's now been…
Dog urinating on photos of Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage
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BoJo fanatic prefers economic suicide as ‘our choice’

By Richard Shrubb Tory MP Mark Francois clearly wants to blow the UK’s brains out with a hard Brexit. As the Sky News presenter said on a debate between him and a former international trade negotiator this week, “if it's your choice to…
Photo of Boris Johnson MP and Jeremy Hunt MP
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Coffin Dodgers, Nazis and no one else to decide next UK PM

By Chris Bovey The Conservative MPs have finally eliminated all but two of the contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. As expected, BoJo the Clown is on the ticket topping the vote with the backing of 160…
Boris Johnson MP dressed as the scary clown from the horror film, It.
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Do you really want this clown to be the next British Prime Minister?

By Rowan Bosworth-Davies This man has long proved himself unsuited for any position of trust, but apparently, we still need to remind ourselves of his manifest lack of suitability to be Prime Minister. Of course, BoJo has wanted this job for…
Michael Gove talks with Andrew Marr with three white lines of cocaine on the table.
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Tories being hard on drugs? They’re actually being hard on class

By Richard Shrubb Where do you sit on the Tory leadership drugs business? Manoeuvring to screw Michael Gove out of the Tory leadership race? The fact that they like to be hard on something or other (foxes? disabled people?). The real fact…
Tory Leadership contender, Michael Gove, with a bank note and cocaine around his nose.
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Tories pray for forgiveness for enjoying themselves on drugs

By Chris Bovey Recreational drug consumption of leadership contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of Britain and leader of the UK Conservative Party has been dominating the news. The odious Michael Gove has been forced to admit…