Houses of Parliament where pervert Tory MP, Ross Thomson, groped young men.

Houses of Parliament where pervert Tory MP, Ross Thomson, groped young men.

By Richard Shrubb

Brexiteer Scottish Tory Ross Thomson has been thrown out of a bar in the Palace of Westminster for sexually assaulting several men.

This being Parliament he’s been given a limp slap on the wrist by the Metropolitan Police – it seems that if you get your rocks off feeling people up in the Houses of Parliament you’ll still get off the hook by the police.

Pervert Scottish Tory MP Ross Thomson accused of groping young men in the strangers bar of Parliament.

Perverted MP, Ross Thompson, gropes young men in Parliament while getting them drunk.

Tory tosser blogger Guido Fawkes broke the story, where he quoted someone at the Stranger’s Bar as saying, “He was in Strangers last night drunk and was groping young men who had guest passes on. Grabbing their backside and genitals and trying to put his hands down people’s pants.”

The Stranger’s Bar is not some weird dungeon where MPs go to have meaningless relations, but is, in fact, the only bar in the Houses of Parliament where non-MPs and normal people can drink together. The booze is tax-free so it is a good place to get the ear of a pissed MP and hear what’s really going on. It seems that what’s still really going on is men and women are being groped and assaulted, just the same as before the Tories attempted to control it last year.

Young men easy meat in Westminster

One in five people who have been into the Houses of Parliament have been sexually assaulted, with men a sizeable minority.

The Tories announced tight new rules to prevent sexual assault in Westminster Palace only last year. It seems that like much of what they say, it is just hot air – young man or young woman in the building, you still need to watch your arse.

In June the Financial Times reported in an investigation, “Ed was a 19-year-old intern when he was introduced to a gay Tory MP at a parliamentary bar” … “He was very interested in me, what I was doing, and was also offering to buy a lot of drinks,” he remembers. “As a student I obviously accepted.”

Ed continued, “The night escalated and a few of us, including the MP, went to a local bar outside parliament. He insisted on buying more wine, to the point I had three large glasses in my hands and couldn’t take any more,” he says. “I went downstairs and on my way back upstairs, he asked where I had gone. He said he wanted to show me how happy he was to see me again, before placing my hand on his erect penis through his trousers.”

Ross Thomson slapped on the wrist by kindly pork

While Guido Fawkes claims that Thomson is in deep shit, the police it seems bent themselves over to prevent a scandal from breaking out. Fawkes reported, “Officers attended and spoke to the parties involved – three men in their 20s and 30s. However, no formal allegations were made to the officers and no arrests were made.”

Limp slaps on the wrist all round!

Richard Shrubb

Richard is a marijuana, water sports and electric vehicles writer based in Dorchester, Dorset. Living in Prince Charles model housing estate, Poundbury, he is an avowed republican, community and Labour Party activist. Visit his website at for more about what he does.

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