MI5 will only investigate paedo ministers if a ‘security risk’

By Richard Shrubb

The MI5 spy agency is only interested in investigating paedophiles and other sexual miscreant ministers if they are at risk of blackmail due to the nature of their job.

Essentially junior ministers and ordinary MPs who aren’t in jobs like the Foreign Office and Ministry of Defence can bang anything they like as long as they aren’t caught by the police.

We will ask about former Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson later – but let’s see what MI5 has to say about investigating paedophiles at the heart of government.

MP for Chester, child molester

Child rapist: Sir Peter Morrison MP with former Tory PM, Margaret Thatcher, who shielded his vile crimes.

Speaking to the independent inquiry into child sexual abuse (IICSA) this week, a lawyer from MI5 told the inquiry, had Margaret Thatcher’s friend and MP for Chester Peter Morrison “been a government minister in a “sensitive” department such as defence or the foreign office, it would have been a “serious matter to think about”.

Thatcher’s Head of MI5 Anthony Duff reported to the then PM he “had heard from two sources that Morrison had “a penchant for small boys”.”

It seems that the vile old bag ‘Milk Snatcher’ Thatcher was keen on keeping her old chum’s penchant for babies bums out of the public eye too. The Biased Broadcasting Corporation reported this week, “Lord Armstrong, who was cabinet secretary at the time, told the inquiry it appeared the then prime minister Mrs Thatcher did not want him to take any further action, and it was not necessary for Mr Morrison to be questioned by the chief whip.”

The BBC reported a conversation in the IICSA: “Lord Armstrong said: “I was certainly not aware of any cover-up, and Peter Morrison had emphatically denied the truth of any of this stuff, and had said that he would sue if any publication was made.”

“Mr Altman said: “But that was to accept Peter Morrison’s word, and take it on trust, wasn’t it?”

“Lord Armstrong replied: ‘That appears to be what the Conservative party did.’”

Other government baby bum burglars

Former High Commissioner for Canada Sir Peter Hayman kept diaries of all his conquests of little boys. His flat was raided and the Guardian reports, “The security service interviewed Hayman’s friends and then him, particularly about reports that in the 1950s when he was in Baghdad local boys had visited him for sexual purposes. The DPP, Hayman told MI5, had given him immunity from prosecution.” This was because there was no ‘threat to national security’.

Spaffing money up the wall

Boris Johnson said on LBC this week, “I think an awful lot of money, an awful lot of police time, now goes into these historic offences and all this malarkey and you know £60million I saw has been spaffed up the wall on some investigation into historic child abuse? What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

Thatcher: I got you covered Jimmy.

Old Bo Jo has a great track record of ‘spaffing’ in places he shouldn’t. This is why we need to bring in the prominent Brexiter and high-risk candidate for being British Prime Minister. Bo Jo is well known for dipping his wick freely, whether he is married or not, and has had a string of affairs with women of legal age over the years. We don’t know what else he has done as it hasn’t reached the public domain. Given that he likes a bit of horizontal aerobics with whatever female bats her eyelids at him, why would he have been made Foreign Secretary? Did MI5 look into his inability to keep his todger in his trousers before green-lighting him into a role where he could be a ‘threat to national security’? Sadly you can’t Freedom of Information Act the Security Service for files on dodgy ministers as that would put too much power in the hands of the people – it would be interesting to see though. Bets please: how many feet thick is his file?!

The takeaway

In the UK if you have friends in government you can become a legal cannabis grower and dealer like GW Pharmaceuticals but thrown in jail if you aren’t. Judging by the inquiry into Establishment child abuse it seems that if you are mates with the PM you can burgle babies bums freely too. One rule for them and another for us?!

Richard is a marijuana, water sports and electric vehicles writer based in Dorchester, Dorset. Living in Prince Charles model housing estate, Poundbury, he is an avowed republican, community and Labour Party activist. Visit his website at www.richardshrubb.com for more about what he does.