Philip May with his wife, Theresa May Prime Minister of the UK.

Philip May with his wife, Theresa May Prime Minister of the UK.

By Richard Shrubb

It seems that the God-fearing Prime Minister feels free to be the biggest private and legal drug dealer in the world but Theresa May’s government still states, “The Government has no plans to legalise recreational cannabis.”

May’s husband Philip May’s company is also the biggest shareholder in BAE Systems which sells bombs to be dropped on Yemeni children. Her philosophy is likely that however much she would like to bomb the shit out of Jeremy Corbyn supporting Glastonbury Festival this year it may lose a few votes (unlike Yemen) so better not to legalise bombing one’s own civilians, no matter how much of a threat their votes are against Conservative party reign.

Oh yes, I’d better reference the last paragraph for Tories: On August 12th, Russia Today reported, “Capital Group, the company that employs Theresa May’s husband, owns a large number of shares in the company that produced a bomb which killed 40 Yemeni children in a Saudi Arabian attack on a school bus.”

Let’s look at drugs first and then go back to taking pot shots at the shrivelled old hag who temporarily stinks out 10 Downing Street with the smell of stale piss and fear induced damp anal sphincter.

Government policy position – cannabis

Afron Jones, Police & Crime Commissioner for North Wales

Police & Crime Commissioner, Arfon Jones, advocates a softer stance on cannabis policing.

I was actually asked to write this piece as I found a story where North Wales Live asked the government about whether it planned to loosen up its stance on drugs (possibly to that looseness of stools that May experiences when told she has to meet a member of the public), given Police and Crime Commissioner Arfon Jones’ taking a softer stance on policing it?

North Wales Live reported, the government spokesperson “said that legalising the substance would “send the wrong message” to the vast majority of the public who don’t take drugs. The spokesperson explained that this would be particularly true of youth in the country as well as vulnerable people, for whom there’s a “potential grave risk of increased misuse of drugs”.

As repeatedly reported the husband of the shrivelled piss smelling Prime Minister is employed by a company, Capital Group, which is a 22% stakeholder in UK medical cannabis Pharma company GW Pharmaceuticals. That company exports around a metric tonne of bud every year, making the UK the biggest weed exporter in the world.

Government policy position – killing Arab children

Despite repeated feats of journalism showing that BAE Systems never stops the Saudi Arabian government from dropping UK made bombs wherever it feels like, the government insists that there are checks made that prevent those bombs from vaporising and maiming kids in the poorest country in the world.

At the beginning of this month, Channel 4’s Dispatches reported that British liaison officers are kept well away from the operations rooms where decisions are made to kill children: “British and American forces have military “liaison officers’ in the Saudi Air Operations Centre in Riyadh to help ensure the Saudis adhere to international humanitarian law. But we find they are mostly confined to a “cubby hole” away from the operations floor where key decisions are made.” Plausible deniability?

Theresa May’s Ministry of Defence said to Channel 4, “For decades the UK has been proud to operate one of the toughest licensing regimes for defence exports in the world. Every application to export arms to Saudi Arabia is scrutinised rigorously and we will not permit the export if there is a clear risk it might be used in serious violation of international humanitarian law.”

The Weird Woman of Downing Street murders children and lies about it. In her eyes she sells drugs to foreign people too, so she’s not actually fucking up British kids on the stuff. I’m not suggesting cannabis does fuck people up but she’s been whining for years that it does, yet happily makes money from selling it. Does that make her a psychopathic, shrivelled old faeces and piss smelling Prime Minister?

Richard Shrubb

Richard is a marijuana, water sports and electric vehicles writer based in Dorchester, Dorset. Living in Prince Charles model housing estate, Poundbury, he is an avowed republican, community and Labour Party activist. Visit his website at for more about what he does.

2 replies
  1. Mark Higham
    Mark Higham says:

    I’ve always questioned as to why we fight on behalf of the United Emirates when we have sold them enough armoury to fight and wage many wars themselves, the Americans sent in their a Special forces when the Arab oil refinery came under attack . What is going on here ? I know most of the Western powers have incredible amounts of money invested there , but surely they can take care of it themselves without embarrassing themselves by asking for help . Why is this the case ?


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