Photo of Boris Johnson MP and Jeremy Hunt MP
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Coffin Dodgers, Nazis and no one else to decide next UK PM

By Chris Bovey The Conservative MPs have finally eliminated all but two of the contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. As expected, BoJo the Clown is on the ticket topping the vote with the backing of…
The word 'TAX' with cannabis buds imposed on the background.
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The Colorado Experiment could raise billions in cannabis taxation for the UK

By Akash Hashmi The regulation of cannabis has the power to save our underfunded local authorities. The debate surrounding cannabis legislation in the UK is messy, marred by so much in-fighting and disagreement that often either side of…
Boris Johnson MP dressed as the scary clown from the horror film, It.
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Do you really want this clown to be the next British Prime Minister?

By Rowan Bosworth-Davies This man has long proved himself unsuited for any position of trust, but apparently, we still need to remind ourselves of his manifest lack of suitability to be Prime Minister. Of course, BoJo has wanted this job…
Michael Gove talks with Andrew Marr with three white lines of cocaine on the table.
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Tories being hard on drugs? They’re actually being hard on class

By Richard Shrubb Where do you sit on the Tory leadership drugs business? Manoeuvring to screw Michael Gove out of the Tory leadership race? The fact that they like to be hard on something or other (foxes? disabled people?). The real fact…
Tory Leadership contender, Michael Gove, with a bank note and cocaine around his nose.
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Tories pray for forgiveness for enjoying themselves on drugs

By Chris Bovey Recreational drug consumption of leadership contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of Britain and leader of the UK Conservative Party has been dominating the news. The odious Michael Gove has been forced to…
Ann Widdecombe: pray the gay away
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Ann Widdecombe wants to pray the gay away

By Chris Bovey Not content with chasing after black and ethnic-minority people, the Brexit Party is now going after the gay community. Speaking on Sky TV, Brexit Party MEP, Ann Widdecombe, expressed her support for the controversial so-called…
European elections, remain wins, the far-right loses.
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Remain wins the UK Euro elections

By Chris Bovey The Euro election results have been counted and it’s clear the predicted rise of the far-right did not happen and the UK voted to Remain in the EU. The newly formed Brexit Party, Farage’s rebrand of UKIP after it fell…
Donald Trump baby gimp gets milkshaked.
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Police harassing protestors ahead of Trump D Day visit to Portsmouth

By Kevin John Braid Police have been harassing known anti-racist and anti-fascist protestors ahead of US President Donald Trump’s visit to Portsmouth for the 75th anniversary of D Day. The authorities are shitting themselves the orange…
The moment Theresa May outside Downing Street announces in tears she is to resign.
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Forecast of tears as the end of May really is in June

By Chris Bovey This morning Theresa May finally announced what many of us had been expecting, she’s finally going to fuck off. Tories will be relieved, as she is unelectable and people who care about the country will be relieved as she…
UKIP candidate, Carl Benjamin, in Weymouth
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Weymouth takes on UKIP twats - apologies for not milkshaking!

By Richard Shrubb We didn’t milkshake Carl Benjamin. I’m sorry for letting everyone down. Let me explain. After an intense social media and writing campaign on the part of the organisers and me, so 30-50 people from around South Dorset…
UKIP candidate for the South West of England, Carl Benjamin, gets milkshaked and horse poo thrown at him.
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Totnes response to UKIP candidate: bull cum and horse shit

By Richard Shrubb Fresh and clean from being milkshaked at a Truro rally, it seems that Carl Benjamin enjoyed milkshake so much he came to the sunny historic market town of Totnes on Sunday to get some more. Totnes outdid him - they horse-shitted…
Theresa May at the polling station for the 2019 UK local elections.
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Tories trounced in English local elections

By Chris Bovey Last night saw the first results come in for the local government elections in England and Northern Ireland, the largest local elections to take place during the Parliamentary session. It is of no surprise the Conservatives…