Photo of slave being whipped - Ann Widdicombe, Brexit party whip.
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Widdy touch that? Bat shit crazy Ann Widdecombe likens Brexit to the emancipation of slavery

By Richard Shrubb Shrivelled 70-year-old spinster Ann Widdecombe, MEP for South West England, gave a barnstorming speech designed to whip up Gammon fury across the UK. The undefiled sex symbol of the UK’s Gammonland said yesterday in…
Photo of Brexit Party turning their back at the European Anthem, Beethoven’s Ode to Joy with caption ‘Brexit Party proves they really are just arses’.
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Brexit Party Philistines turn their back on Beethoven

By Chris Bovey The Zimmer frames of the newly elected Nazis of the Brexit Party managed to find their way to the European Parliament in Strasbourg. Determined to be disruptive, they decided on a crass publicity stunt while 'Ode To Joy',…
Green Pride Brighton cannabis protest with Brighton Cannabis Club, Feed The Birds and NORML UK.
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Brighton Green Pride – the biggest cannabis protestival in the UK

By Chris Bovey Preparations are underway for the annual Green Pride Protestival, one of the UK's largest cannabis protests and is organised by Brighton Cannabis Club.   It will take place on July 20th 2019 and organisers are hoping the…
Dog urinating on photos of Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage
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BoJo fanatic prefers economic suicide as ‘our choice’

By Richard Shrubb Tory MP Mark Francois clearly wants to blow the UK’s brains out with a hard Brexit. As the Sky News presenter said on a debate between him and a former international trade negotiator this week, “if it's your choice to…
Cannabis leaves with a map of Illinois superimposed.
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Illinois is the 11th State to legalise recreational cannabis

By Chris Bovey Illinois has become the 11th US state to legalise the recreational consumption and sale of cannabis. Democratic Governor Gov. J.B. Pritzker signed a bill into law fulfilling a campaign promise he made last year before his…
Lisa Quarrell with her son who has a
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Cops to probe mum for supplying child life saving cannabis medication

By Chris Bovey Police in Scotland are investigating a Scottish mother who supplied a life-saving cannabis-based medicine to her son prescribed by expert paediatrician doctors in The Netherlands. Former police officer, Lisa Quarrell, brought…
Cartoon of Gemma Brusshett phone zombie who walked in front of a cyclist on a red light, but District Judge District Judge Shanti Mauger apportioned half of the blame to cyclist Robert Hazeldean.
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Cyclist punished for being knocked off bike by phone zombie

By Richard Shrubb In a bonkers judgement from the courts, it now appears that people too absorbed in their phones to give a shit for their own lives can blame cyclists for hitting them. Great news for phone zombies! What happened? Gemma…
Photo of Boris Johnson MP and Jeremy Hunt MP
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Coffin Dodgers, Nazis and no one else to decide next UK PM

By Chris Bovey The Conservative MPs have finally eliminated all but two of the contenders to be the next unelected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. As expected, BoJo the Clown is on the ticket topping the vote with the backing of…
The word 'TAX' with cannabis buds imposed on the background.
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The Colorado Experiment could raise billions in cannabis taxation for the UK

By Akash Hashmi The regulation of cannabis has the power to save our underfunded local authorities. The debate surrounding cannabis legislation in the UK is messy, marred by so much in-fighting and disagreement that often either side of…
Bingo balls with the word 'GANJA'.
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Kettering Police fail to hit the jackpot in bingo hall cannabis raid

By Chris Bovey Police are rather pleased with themselves for finding a substantial cannabis grow in the Northamptonshire town of Kettering. According to media reports, police found 2,000 cannabis plants at a disused Gala Bingo Hall that…
Boris Johnson MP dressed as the scary clown from the horror film, It.
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Do you really want this clown to be the next British Prime Minister?

By Rowan Bosworth-Davies This man has long proved himself unsuited for any position of trust, but apparently, we still need to remind ourselves of his manifest lack of suitability to be Prime Minister. Of course, BoJo has wanted this job…
Michael Gove talks with Andrew Marr with three white lines of cocaine on the table.
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Tories being hard on drugs? They’re actually being hard on class

By Richard Shrubb Where do you sit on the Tory leadership drugs business? Manoeuvring to screw Michael Gove out of the Tory leadership race? The fact that they like to be hard on something or other (foxes? disabled people?). The real fact…